The restraining order says 500 feet

So I went a little Facebook stalker-y earlier, and found 21's profile. He really should learn how to change his privacy settings. But I digress. I looked through his pictures, as he's really cute, and I only have the one, which is a bad one of the both of us. Then, I notice his status update: "Ok, so now I'm into older girls . . ."

This seriously made me smile, as it's totally about me!

Someone please stop me!

Also, a weird thing happened to me today. I pulled up alongside Yacob, the cab driver I dated last year and the one that I reference earlier about dating me 3 times and not calling because I wouldn't put out. I'm not sure if the universe is trying to tell me something, and if so, what?