Wednesday, April 7, 2010

Another first

Witgen, Ann E [3:39 PM]:
so, i almost got into a bar fight last friday
Fleury, Allen E [3:39 PM]:
nice
Witgen, Ann E [3:40 PM]:
yeah, there was this ridiculous gay guy that was jolly and buying everyone a round of drinks and a lot of fun early on in the night
he was a little pompous- told us about his law degree from stanford several times
Fleury, Allen E [3:41 PM]:
yeah, people like that are really annoying
if they like to brag about how impressive they are, you know that inside they're looking down at you as a lesser person
Witgen, Ann E [3:42 PM]:
it was ok, he bought me a drink. lol
so, as the evening wore on, he drank more and got belligerant with everyone
then he started on me
i'm not going to say i was drunk, but i def wasn't sober
he was picking on everyone, and pushing buttons. i told him he was being snarky
which he was, but he took offense to the term
started berating me about my weight
which i've worked too hard on to be called fat anymore
did i mention i was drinking?
Fleury, Allen E [3:44 PM]:
what was he saying to people?
Witgen, Ann E [3:44 PM]:
you know, i don't remember. random stuff about clothing and looks and smarts
Fleury, Allen E [3:45 PM]:
well, if he wants to get personal like that, just tell him he has some brown stuff on his lip
Witgen, Ann E [3:45 PM]:
all i know is my friend was standing there, and he told him "we're two of the most easy going ppl here, and if you've pissed us off, you really had to work at it."
Fleury, Allen E [3:45 PM]:
lol
Witgen, Ann E [3:45 PM]:
by this time, it's me and the drunk gay in the middle of a circle of gays egging me on
i don't remember all the specifics of what i said, but i know i was not repeating myself, which really annoys me when people are arguing
we're nose to nose at this point, and i think he called me a fat bitch
Fleury, Allen E [3:46 PM]:
was he?
Witgen, Ann E [3:46 PM]:
yes
Fleury, Allen E [3:47 PM]:
you should have smacked him to the ground

Witgen, Ann E [3:47 PM]:
i told him "i'm gonna fuck you up!"
Fleury, Allen E [3:47 PM]:
wow
Witgen, Ann E [3:47 PM]:
i was going to hit him, and my friend pulled me back
by this time, i was sobering up, so i did walk away
Fleury, Allen E [3:48 PM]:
that's probably for the best
Witgen, Ann E [3:48 PM]:
yeah, i could have taken him
Fleury, Allen E [3:48 PM]:
you could have ended up spending a night in jail and an arrest record
I bet!
Witgen, Ann E [3:48 PM]:
who's going to press charges on a girl?
i swear to you, that is the first time i have ever been in an arguement at a bar
Fleury, Allen E [3:49 PM]:
probably that jerk if you hit him first
Witgen, Ann E [3:49 PM]:
i am usually the happy drunk, amusing everyone around me
yeah, he was a pussy
Fleury, Allen E [3:49 PM]:
it would be pretty lame if he did, but doesn't sound like he wouldn't
Witgen, Ann E [3:50 PM]:
i guess (fortunately) we'll never know
Fleury, Allen E [3:51 PM]:
yeah
Witgen, Ann E [3:51 PM]:
it was good times
Fleury, Allen E [3:51 PM]:
good story though

Witgen, Ann E [3:51 PM]:
i know i provided a show to the gays, and usually it's the other way around
Fleury, Allen E [3:51 PM]:
it's nice to give back

Witgen, Ann E [3:51 PM]:
yeah. that was our catchphrase for the rest of the week
"i'm gonna fuck you up"
Fleury, Allen E [3:52 PM]:
well I have to go meet with a clerk, and make all this travel expense worth it!
lol
Witgen, Ann E [3:52 PM]:
have fun, hope you feel better now!
Fleury, Allen E [3:52 PM]:
thanks!

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