Like a pearl forming in an oyster

I am so irritated today. I keep getting texts from j, pumping me for details about my dating. I already told him i wasn't sharing details, and it's none of his business. He wants to know about specific intimacies and what our official status is. So finally i told him, "do you want a notification when we make it official?"

That seemed to work, since I haven't heard from him today since I sent it. I'd have to say I dodged a major bullet there.