Cleaning out my mailbox

Newton, Chris [2:15 PM]:
it's not my day- with bzo
i'm about ready to pull my hair out!
Witgen, Ann E [2:15 PM]:
i would try a full reboot
Newton, Chris [2:17 PM]:
it's not the computer- it's the blonde behind the wheel!! i started pulling in the jobcodes just a few at a time, and somewhere along the way the doe filter got changed back, and i didn't notice. so i pasted a bunch of partial answers into excel. now i have to rerun them!!
OMG! this is a real employee name: AREZOO MOGHAREBIN NAJAFABADI
Witgen, Ann E [2:17 PM]:
well, crap
Newton, Chris [2:18 PM]:
wow! that would be a hard one for a little kid to learn
Witgen, Ann E [2:18 PM]:
you could shorten it to armen
Newton, Chris [2:18 PM]:
sorry... i get bored while i'm waiting for the report to run
he may want to shorten it. i thought mine was long.
never could put my whole name in the little boxes on the tests in school
Witgen, Ann E [2:19 PM]:
you must have a long maiden name, cause christina's not bad
Newton, Chris [2:19 PM]:
christopher ended up being christophe a time or two as well
my maiden name isn't really that long eigther, compared to AREZOO MOGHAREBIN NAJAFABADI
it was bettridge
but it was too long for those tests
they weren't very inclusive back in those days. haha
Witgen, Ann E [2:21 PM]:
i got my kfc rain check back addressed to ann wilson, so even a short name is bad. i wanted to write back that she was a member of "heart" and may not appreciate the chicken
Newton, Chris [2:21 PM]:
that's funny
it's not just the report that takes forever, it's the copy all

Newton, Chris [4:17 PM]:
can i get any more weird messages in one day???
"FILE NOT LOADED COMPLETELY"
Witgen, Ann E [4:19 PM]:
how about: "Fourth of July weekend- are you REALLY trying to run a report this size?"
Newton, Chris [4:19 PM]:
you are probably right

Witgen, Ann E [9:15 AM]:
have you seen allison this morning?
Newton, Chris [9:16 AM]:
no
?
Witgen, Ann E [9:16 AM]:
she got a haircut and it looks exactly like molly's down to the length, highlights, and style they're both wearing today.
Newton, Chris [9:17 AM]:
no kidding. i will have to check it out
Witgen, Ann E [9:17 AM]:
i pointed this out (of course it got past the filter), and they both denied it and pointed out the minute differences in the hairstyles
Newton, Chris [9:18 AM]:
haha. oops, the filter is not working today?
Witgen, Ann E [9:18 AM]:
apparently not
Newton, Chris [9:18 AM]:
doesn't sound like it was too bad
Witgen, Ann E [9:18 AM]:
i told her it was really cute, which it is. i like it on molly's head too. lol
Newton, Chris [9:19 AM]:
funny!

Witgen, Ann E [1:36 PM]:
on their employment page, west virginia has information about a marble factory
Newton, Chris [1:36 PM]:
hmmm
Witgen, Ann E [1:36 PM]:
as in the little balls, not the building material
Newton, Chris [1:36 PM]:
weird
u mean on the west virginia gov site?
Witgen, Ann E [1:37 PM]:
yes
Newton, Chris [1:37 PM]:
interesting
Witgen, Ann E [1:37 PM]:
Did You Know?
More than 1 million marbles are rolled out each day at Marble King Inc. in Paden City, a marble factory since 1949.
i can't make this stuff up
Newton, Chris [1:38 PM]:
i did not know... and how could you make up something like that?
Witgen, Ann E [1:38 PM]:
lol