Isn't it great when it all comes together?

I don't consider myself picky when it comes to men, but apparently, there are people out there that think I am. I know I come off as standoffish because I have difficulty meeting new people. I know I have a strange sense of humor, and I don't want to spring that on someone before they get to know me. I would make a lot of dislikers that way.

Anyway, my point is this- I have just four criteria when looking for a man:

1. Must have the illusion of all of his teeth. I'm okay with any kind of dental work, or even teeth missing in the back. I do not want to see a hole in the front.
2. Must be taller than me. I'm not talking a lot of inches, just that I'd like him to be at eye level or above.
3. Must have a good sense of humor. Very helpful in "getting" me.
4. Must be able to hold their own in a conversation with me. I know I talk fast, argue, and create general mayhem. If they can't keep up, I'm not wasting my time.

Now is that picky? I think not. And sometimes, it just works. ;)

Oh, and BTW, so NOT frigid! I was afraid I might be, and others have intimated it as well.

Cleaning out my mailbox

Newton, Chris [2:15 PM]:
it's not my day- with bzo
i'm about ready to pull my hair out!
Witgen, Ann E [2:15 PM]:
i would try a full reboot
Newton, Chris [2:17 PM]:
it's not the computer- it's the blonde behind the wheel!! i started pulling in the jobcodes just a few at a time, and somewhere along the way the doe filter got changed back, and i didn't notice. so i pasted a bunch of partial answers into excel. now i have to rerun them!!
OMG! this is a real employee name: AREZOO MOGHAREBIN NAJAFABADI
Witgen, Ann E [2:17 PM]:
well, crap
Newton, Chris [2:18 PM]:
wow! that would be a hard one for a little kid to learn
Witgen, Ann E [2:18 PM]:
you could shorten it to armen
Newton, Chris [2:18 PM]:
sorry... i get bored while i'm waiting for the report to run
he may want to shorten it. i thought mine was long.
never could put my whole name in the little boxes on the tests in school
Witgen, Ann E [2:19 PM]:
you must have a long maiden name, cause christina's not bad
Newton, Chris [2:19 PM]:
christopher ended up being christophe a time or two as well
my maiden name isn't really that long eigther, compared to AREZOO MOGHAREBIN NAJAFABADI
it was bettridge
but it was too long for those tests
they weren't very inclusive back in those days. haha
Witgen, Ann E [2:21 PM]:
i got my kfc rain check back addressed to ann wilson, so even a short name is bad. i wanted to write back that she was a member of "heart" and may not appreciate the chicken
Newton, Chris [2:21 PM]:
that's funny
it's not just the report that takes forever, it's the copy all

Newton, Chris [4:17 PM]:
can i get any more weird messages in one day???
"FILE NOT LOADED COMPLETELY"
Witgen, Ann E [4:19 PM]:
how about: "Fourth of July weekend- are you REALLY trying to run a report this size?"
Newton, Chris [4:19 PM]:
you are probably right

Witgen, Ann E [9:15 AM]:
have you seen allison this morning?
Newton, Chris [9:16 AM]:
no
?
Witgen, Ann E [9:16 AM]:
she got a haircut and it looks exactly like molly's down to the length, highlights, and style they're both wearing today.
Newton, Chris [9:17 AM]:
no kidding. i will have to check it out
Witgen, Ann E [9:17 AM]:
i pointed this out (of course it got past the filter), and they both denied it and pointed out the minute differences in the hairstyles
Newton, Chris [9:18 AM]:
haha. oops, the filter is not working today?
Witgen, Ann E [9:18 AM]:
apparently not
Newton, Chris [9:18 AM]:
doesn't sound like it was too bad
Witgen, Ann E [9:18 AM]:
i told her it was really cute, which it is. i like it on molly's head too. lol
Newton, Chris [9:19 AM]:
funny!

Witgen, Ann E [1:36 PM]:
on their employment page, west virginia has information about a marble factory
Newton, Chris [1:36 PM]:
hmmm
Witgen, Ann E [1:36 PM]:
as in the little balls, not the building material
Newton, Chris [1:36 PM]:
weird
u mean on the west virginia gov site?
Witgen, Ann E [1:37 PM]:
yes
Newton, Chris [1:37 PM]:
interesting
Witgen, Ann E [1:37 PM]:
Did You Know?
More than 1 million marbles are rolled out each day at Marble King Inc. in Paden City, a marble factory since 1949.
i can't make this stuff up
Newton, Chris [1:38 PM]:
i did not know... and how could you make up something like that?
Witgen, Ann E [1:38 PM]:
lol

Why, yes, the windows WERE open.

I was hanging out with AJ the other day. Hell if I can remember where we were and what we were doing, but I remember I was getting louder and yelling at people, and he had to remind me that the windows were open and people could hear me. I'm guessing we were in the car.

Oh, I remember now. We were pulling into the parking lot at the Kathy Griffin show, and I made some crack about people walking in the middle of the road. I don't think I have a quiet volume.

Sometimes, I'm the only one laughing.

Witgen, Ann E [9:43 AM]:
chris is back
Buller, Drew L [9:47 AM]:
phew thanks
did you have a killer weekend?
Witgen, Ann E [9:47 AM]:
i SO did
Buller, Drew L [9:47 AM]:
cool
Witgen, Ann E [9:48 AM]:
hyde park blast was fun
Buller, Drew L [9:48 AM]:
cool
i forgot ab that
Witgen, Ann E [9:48 AM]:
how was your weekend? did you go camping?
Buller, Drew L [9:49 AM]:
nah
too hot
just pooled it up a bunch
tennis a bunch
and chillaxed
Witgen, Ann E [9:49 AM]:
cool- do you have one at your new place?
Buller, Drew L [9:49 AM]:
yeah
but friday we went to my moms
private and nobody was there so it was cool
Witgen, Ann E [9:50 AM]:
i did the pool friday night, but one of the guys there was drunk and very huggy so i left
Buller, Drew L [9:50 AM]:
lmao
Witgen, Ann E [9:50 AM]:
only me
Buller, Drew L [9:50 AM]:
aw not feelin the love?
Witgen, Ann E [9:51 AM]:
he was 50-something
and his wife was there too
Buller, Drew L [9:51 AM]:
nice
swingers
Witgen, Ann E [9:51 AM]:
i'm blaming the alcohol
Buller, Drew L [9:52 AM]:
lol ok
i've been there
Witgen, Ann E [9:52 AM]:
very huggy? or blaming alcohol?
Buller, Drew L [9:52 AM]:
both
Witgen, Ann E [9:52 AM]:
lol
i get sleepy and fall down a lot
kind of like when I'm sober, so no change there
Buller, Drew L [9:53 AM]:
yeah
did you gte cut off from the stairs
Witgen, Ann E [9:54 AM]:
not completely. i have 2 flights of stairs to my apartment, so i have to climb those
Buller, Drew L [9:54 AM]:
did you get your glasses fixed?
Witgen, Ann E [9:56 AM]:
i did. they bent back into place without having to be replaced. it may still be a weak spot, but they're working so far.
Buller, Drew L [9:56 AM]:
thats good
frames are expensive

I am smart

Now I can actually update this as things happen to me. I have linked my phone with the blog so this happens. Now, when I have something to say, I can say it and text it too!