Back to my usual self

Yesterday, we were laying there snuggling and I had my glasses off. I was so tired that I was seeing double, which I told Dan was happening. Then I told him:

"I wish I could clone you so I could have two of you at all times."

He started cracking up, and then I remembered that he is an identical twin. I had to clarify that I meant two exactly of him, not him and his brother. His brother is obnoxious and I don't want to have him around very much. He dressed up in a linen suit for the event I met Dan at last week, and told everyone to call him "Dice" since he wants to be Andrew Dice Clay.

I'm fairly certain I picked the right brother.

*happy sighs*